A Known Specimen

sar·casm

noun

1.

harsh or bitter derision or irony.

2.

a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark:

 

Some may call it a survival skill and others a nasty personality disorder. But for me it is just a part of who I am.

Sarcasm is: negative behavior masked with humor.
Silence is golden. duct tape is silver.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.